Get in Loser. We’re Doing Butt Stuff. | Funny Alien Valentine’s Card | R-Rated Love Card | Snarky Card

Price range: $5.95 through $9.95

Get in, loser. We’re doing butt stuff. A hilarious R-rated Valentine’s or love card for your favorite partner, with aliens, cows and exactly the kind of questionable romance you were hoping for. 👽🐄🍑

Description

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

  • Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
  • Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
  • Back of card includes logo & contact info
  • Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
  • Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

  • Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
  • Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!

Additional information

Art

Get in Loser. We're Doing Butt Stuff. — UFO, Get in Loser. We're Doing Butt Stuff. — Cow Alien

Inside of Card

Blank, Handwritten Note (+$4.00)

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