Description
Congrats on the new house! You get to poop in a new toilet! Because apparently that’s the kind of milestone worth celebrating. This funny housewarming card is perfect for friends, family, coworkers, couples, or anyone who just bought a new home and appreciates bathroom humor.
A hilarious new home congratulations card for housewarmings, first homes, new homeowners, moving gifts, and anyone who deserves a card that’s a little more memorable than “Congrats on your new place!”
Card Details:
• A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in an eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope
• Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
• Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping:
Orders processed same day or within 1–2 business days.
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