Congrats on New House | Funny Housewarming Card | New Home Card

Price range: $5.95 through $9.95

A funny housewarming card celebrating the best part of a new home: getting to poop in a brand-new toilet.

Description

Congrats on the new house! You get to poop in a new toilet! Because apparently that’s the kind of milestone worth celebrating. This funny housewarming card is perfect for friends, family, coworkers, couples, or anyone who just bought a new home and appreciates bathroom humor.

A hilarious new home congratulations card for housewarmings, first homes, new homeowners, moving gifts, and anyone who deserves a card that’s a little more memorable than “Congrats on your new place!”

Card Details:
• A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in an eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope
• Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
• Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping:
Orders processed same day or within 1–2 business days.

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Additional information

Dimensions 5.5 × 4 × 0.1 in
Inside of Card

Blank, Handwritten Note (+$4.00)

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