40 & Still a Bitch | Funny 40th Birthday Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card

Price range: $5.95 through $9.95

A hilarious 40th birthday card for the friend who is turning 40 but is still, well… a bitch. A sarcastic milestone birthday card for anyone who appreciates snark over sentimental birthday wishes.

Description

Turning 40 deserves a card that keeps it real. This funny 40th birthday card says exactly what everyone is thinking: you’re 40 and still a bitch. Perfect for a best friend, sister, daughter, coworker, or anyone who appreciates a brutally honest birthday laugh.

Details:

  • A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
  • Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
  • Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
  • Back of card includes logo & contact info
  • Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
  • Shipped in a thick protective envelope
  • Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
  • Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping
Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days.

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Additional information

Dimensions 5.5 × 4 × 0.1 in
Inside of Card

Blank, Handwritten Note (+$4.00)

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