Happy Birthday from the Best Sex (Decision) You Ever Had (Made) | Funny Birthday Card

Price range: $5.95 through $9.95

A hilarious R-rated birthday card: Happy Birthday from the best sex (decision) you ever had (made). Perfect for a partner, hookup, ex, or anyone who can handle the snark.

Description

Happy birthday from the best sex you ever had — or, depending on how you look at it, the best decision you ever made. 😏 A cheeky, R-rated birthday card for a partner, hookup, ex, or anyone who appreciates a very questionable birthday compliment.

Details:

  • A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
  • Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
  • Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
  • Back of card includes logo & contact info
  • Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
  • Shipped in a thick protective envelope
  • Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
  • Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

  • Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
  • Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!

Additional information

Dimensions 5.5 × 4 × 0.1 in
Inside of Card

Blank, Handwritten Note (+$4.00)

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