You Trashy Bitch | Funny Raccoon Birthday Card

Price range: $5.95 through $9.95

A hilariously trashy birthday card featuring two party-ready raccoons. Choose the colorful raccoon or black-and-white version.

Description

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU TRASHY BITCH!

For the friend who embraces their inner trash panda. This funny raccoon birthday card comes in two designs — a colorful raccoon in a party hat or a detailed black-and-white raccoon — both delivering the same perfectly trashy birthday message.

Designs

  • Color Raccoon — a bright, goofy raccoon celebrating in style.
  • Black & White Raccoon — a detailed illustrated raccoon with party hat.

Details

  • A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
  • Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
  • Choose your favorite design
  • Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
  • Back of card includes logo & contact info
  • Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
  • Shipped in a thick protective envelope
  • Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
  • Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days.

Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!

Additional information

Design

Color Raccoon, Black & White Raccoon

Inside of Card

Blank, Handwritten Note (+$4.00)

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