Another Year Closer to Becoming a Cryptid — Funny Birthday Card

Description

Another year older. Another year closer to becoming a cryptid. For the birthday person who has officially entered the “maybe I’ll just disappear into the woods” phase of adulthood.

This funny cryptid birthday card comes in three snarky designs: a minimalist text-only version, Flork celebrating with birthday cake, or Flork simply existing as the mysterious creature they were always destined to become.

Choose your favorite artwork and send some birthday humor to your favorite future cryptid.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!