Go Fuck Yourself — Funny Cat Card

Description

Go fuck yourself. Sometimes the cat says it better.

This rude and ridiculously funny cat card is perfect for the friend, coworker, sibling, or fellow Gen Xer who appreciates a little profanity with their affection. Choose between the uncensored version or the star-censored version for two different levels of fuckery.

Perfect for birthdays, just because, friendship, workplace laughs, or whenever someone deserves a lovingly delivered middle finger.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!