You’re Not Vintage, You’re Old AF — Funny Pilot Birthday Card

Description

You’re not vintage. You’re old AF. Let’s call it what it is.

This funny pilot birthday card is made for the aviator who has accumulated a few more years, a few more stories, and probably a ridiculous number of flight hours. With a vintage airplane and plenty of attitude, it’s the perfect way to give a pilot some birthday shit without getting sentimental.

Perfect for pilot birthdays, aviation friends, flight crew, coworkers, frequent flyers, or anyone who knows that age is just another number on the logbook.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!