Valentine’s Day — It’s a Holiday for Card Companies — I Fucking Love You

Description

Valentine’s Day is a holiday for card companies. But this one is actually about you.

This funny Valentine’s Day card takes the obligatory holiday sentiment and makes it a little more honest, a little more sarcastic, and a whole lot more fucking loving. The message is long, ridiculous, romantic, and completely unapologetic — perfect for the person you actually want to spend your life annoying.

Perfect for your partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, or favorite person when ordinary Valentine’s cards are way too damn boring.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!