Description
Easter chocolate, but make it emotionally unavailable.
This hilarious chocolate bunny Easter card collection is for the people who understand that the real Easter tradition is eating the bunny and pretending everything is fine. Choose from five snarky designs featuring therapy, emotional emptiness, questionable Easter behavior, and chocolate-bunny trauma.
Perfect for your sarcastic friend, partner, coworker, family member, fellow chocolate addict, or anyone who prefers their Easter greetings with a healthy dose of dark humor.
A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
- Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
- Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!












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