Description
Halloween shit. You know the vibe.
This funny Halloween card comes in three delightfully unhinged designs: a full list of spooky-season essentials, a “Do Not Disturb” Halloween porch warning, or a very specific tip about dragging a body across the lawn. Pick your favorite kind of Halloween chaos.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, spooky-season obsessives, horror fans, introverts, friends, coworkers, partners, or anyone who thinks Halloween is less of a holiday and more of a personality. Basically, if they love Halloween shit, this card gets it.
A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
- Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
- Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!
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