I Was Gonna Be You for Halloween — Funny Ex Card

Description

I was gonna be you for Halloween, but I couldn’t find a costume that says “regrets everything and texts their ex at 2 AM.”

For the person whose Halloween costume is basically questionable decisions, late-night texts, and absolutely zero lessons learned.

This funny Halloween card is perfect for an ex, best friend, situationship survivor, or anyone who has ever made a terrible decision after midnight. Give it to someone who will appreciate the brutally honest laugh.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!