OK Mom — I Don’t Even Know Where to Start | Parasite — Funny Mother’s Day Card

Description

OK, Mom. I don’t even know where to start.

This funny Mother’s Day card is a wildly honest tribute to the mom who has somehow survived the chaos, the drama, the apologies, the money requests, and the inevitable return home. Equal parts inappropriate and affectionate, it’s for the mom who has seen it all and still loves you anyway.

Perfect for Mother’s Day or Mom’s birthday when a traditional sentimental card just won’t cut it.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!