Sorry I Fucked Up Your Vagina — Funny Mom Card

Description

Sorry I fucked up your vagina. It’s an apology Mom definitely wasn’t expecting.

This wildly inappropriate Mother’s Day card is for the mom who can handle dark, dirty humor. It’s outrageous, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

Perfect for Mother’s Day or whenever your mom appreciates a card that goes completely off the rails.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!