Dad, You Wiped My Butt — Funny Father’s Day Card

Description

Dad, you wiped my butt. I’ll return the favor.

This hilariously inappropriate Father’s Day card turns a classic dad-child milestone into a joke he’ll never forget. It’s crude, affectionate, and perfect for the dad who can take a little shit from his kid.

Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion where Dad deserves a laugh and a slightly questionable promise.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!