Description
Dad, I love you so much… that I’ll let you pick out your own nursing home.
This sarcastic Father’s Day card is for the dad who can handle a little dark humor with his affection. It’s a funny, irreverent way to tell Dad you love him while gently reminding him that retirement planning is apparently his problem.
Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion where Dad appreciates a joke with his card.
A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
- Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
- Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!








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