Have Fun. Don’t Get Murdered. — Dark Humor Halloween Card

Description

Have fun. Don’t get murdered. Honestly, solid Halloween advice.

This dark humor Halloween card is for the person who appreciates true crime, creepy jokes, and a little inappropriate humor with their holiday cheer. Choose between two illustrated designs — the simple “Have Fun. Don’t Get Murdered.” version or the Halloween version with “Happy Halloween.”

Perfect for true crime fans, horror lovers, Halloween obsessives, murder-mystery fans, friends with dark senses of humor, or anyone who thinks the best Halloween cards should be just a little disturbing.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!