Description
I was gonna be you for Halloween, but the ‘sexy’ version of you already came with a restraining order.
Some people need a costume. Some people apparently need a court order.
This funny Halloween card is perfect for your chaotic best friend, favorite troublemaker, partner, or anyone whose reputation definitely gets there before they do.
Prefer a different kind of Halloween roast? The collection also includes a vintage ghost with a very specific haunting reputation.
A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
- Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
- Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!
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