Description
Nobody questions a person dragging a body-sized bag across the lawn. Especially on Halloween.
This funny Halloween card comes in two vintage-inspired spooky designs — the classic “body-sized bag” Halloween tip or the “Man Who Peaked in College” costume joke. Same suspicious gentleman. Different questionable life choices.
Perfect for Halloween lovers, horror fans, sarcastic friends, costume-party buddies, college friends, coworkers, or anyone whose sense of humor runs a little dark. A wonderfully weird Halloween card for the person who appreciates vintage art, absurd humor, and jokes that probably shouldn’t be explained.
A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
- Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
- Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!
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