I Was Gonna Be You for Halloween — Funny Jäger Bomb Card

Description

I was gonna be you for Halloween, but I ran out of Jäger and bad decisions by 9 PM.

Some Halloween costumes require commitment. This one just requires Jäger, questionable choices, and the ability to make it to 9 PM.

This funny Halloween card is perfect for your drinking buddy, party friend, bestie, or anyone whose Halloween plans historically involve Jäger and bad decisions.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!