I Was Going to Be You for Halloween — Funny Halloween Card

Description

I was going to be you for Halloween, but I couldn’t fake that much emotional unavailability.

Because sometimes the scariest thing about Halloween isn’t the ghosts — it’s dating someone who has the emotional availability of a haunted house.

This funny Halloween card is perfect for your emotionally unavailable favorite person, best friend, partner, ex, or anyone who appreciates a little relationship humor with their spooky season.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!