Congrats on the Free Boob Job! | Funny Pregnancy Card | New Baby Card

Price range: $5.95 through $9.95

A hilarious, inappropriate pregnancy congratulations card celebrating the free boob job that comes with pregnancy. Perfect for expecting moms, pregnancy announcements, baby showers, sisters, friends, and anyone who loves unfiltered humor.

Description

Pregnancy comes with a lot of changes — including a free boob job nobody actually asked for. This hilarious pregnancy card celebrates the new boobs, the new baby, and the whole damn adventure with the perfect amount of inappropriate humor. Great for expecting moms, pregnancy announcements, baby showers, close friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a seriously unfiltered congratulations card.

Card Details:
• A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in an eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope
• Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
• Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping:
Orders processed same day or within 1–2 business days.

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Additional information

Dimensions 5.5 × 4 × 0.1 in
Inside of Card

Blank, Handwritten Note (+$4.00)

Art

New Boobs, Boob Job

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