Description
Getting older is getting a little excessive.
This funny birthday card can be customized for ANY age, making it perfect for milestone birthdays, weird in-between birthdays, or anyone who has simply been alive for an unreasonable amount of time.
Choose the age and we’ll customize the front of the card just for them.
Perfect for a 29th, 30th, 39th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th birthday—or whatever ridiculous number they’re currently claiming.
Front reads:
HAPPY [AGE] BIRTHDAY
THIS IS GETTING EXCESSIVE.
A simple, sarcastic birthday card for friends, siblings, parents, grandparents, coworkers, husbands, wives, and anyone else who refuses to stop aging.
How to Personalize:
Enter the age you’d like printed on the front of the card in the Customization Details box.
A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
- Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
- Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!
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