Description
Emotionally delayed. Chronologically aging. Honestly, that pretty much sums up adulthood.
This funny birthday card is perfect for the person whose emotional development may be questionable but whose age continues to increase regardless. Choose from three snarky designs: minimalist text, Flork, or Flork delivering the classic “What can you do?” shrug.
Choose your favorite artwork and send some birthday humor to your favorite future cryptid.
A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
- Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
- Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!
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