Funny Easter bunny greeting card saying He Is Risen, and so are my expectations for candy.

Funny Easter bunny greeting card saying Let's skip church and go straight to chocolate.

Funny Easter bunny greeting card saying I didn't hide the eggs, I hid the evidence, with bunny holding a knife.

Funny Easter bunny greeting card saying I hide eggs, I don't hide feelings, with bunny holding a knife.

Funny Easter bunny greeting card saying He is risen. I, however, chose violence, with bunny holding a knife.

Funny Easter bunny greeting card saying Hoppy Easter. Don't make it weird, with bunny holding a knife.

Standard handwritten note option for SendSnarky greeting card

Funny Easter Bunny Cards — Chocolate, Church & Violence

Name: Funny Easter Bunny Cards — Chocolate, Church &amp; Violence
SKU: 4690
Availability: InStock

Price range: $5.95 through $9.95

Funny Easter bunny cards for people who prefer chocolate, sarcasm, and a little chaos. Choose from six snarky Easter designs.

Art

Inside of Card

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Description

He is risen. So is the Easter snark.

This funny Easter bunny card collection is for anyone whose Easter traditions include chocolate, questionable decisions, skipping church, hiding evidence, and choosing violence. Featuring six irreverent bunny designs, these cards bring a seriously unserious twist to the holiday.

Perfect for your sarcastic friend, partner, family member, coworker, chocolate enthusiast, or anyone who likes their Easter greetings a little unhinged.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
Back of card includes logo & contact info
Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

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Additional information

Art	He Is Risen — Candy Expectations, Skip Church — Chocolate, I Hid the Evidence, I Hide Eggs — Not Feelings, He Is Risen — Chose Violence, Hoppy Easter — Don't Make It Weird
Inside of Card	Blank, Handwritten Note (+$4.00)