Description
Getting older is inevitable. Being nice about it is optional.
Choose from four sarcastic birthday designs featuring old people humor, aggressively seasoned wisdom, questionable memory, and the annual tradition of yelling at strangers.
Designs
- Old People Love Cards — because apparently old people love getting birthday cards.
- Aggressively Seasoned — you’re not old, you’re just aggressively seasoned.
- Back Goes Out — you’ve officially reached the age where your back goes out more than you do.
- Yelling At Strangers — another year closer to yelling at strangers and calling it personality.
Details
- A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Choose your favorite design
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
- Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
- Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days.
Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!
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