Jumpseat Therapist — Funny Flight Attendant Card

Description

Jumpseat therapist. Because apparently that’s part of the job description now.

This funny flight attendant card is for the crew member who listens to everyone’s stories, handles the chaos, and somehow becomes the unofficial therapist somewhere between boarding and landing. It’s an affectionate nod to everything flight attendants deal with beyond the safety demo.

Perfect for flight attendant coworkers, crew appreciation, birthdays, thank-yous, or your favorite jumpseat therapist.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!