Description
Pregnancy: when you can’t drink, can’t fit into your pants, and you’re somehow expected to be excited about pushing a watermelon-sized human through a ten-centimeter opening. This wildly inappropriate pregnancy card says what everyone else is thinking and makes the perfect baby shower or pregnancy congratulations gift for someone who appreciates dark humor and zero bullshit.
Card Details:
• A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in an eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope
• Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
• Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping:
Orders processed same day or within 1–2 business days.
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