Valentine’s Day Is a Holiday for Card Companies — Funny Valentine’s Card

Description

Valentine’s Day: it’s a holiday for card companies. At least someone is making money off this shit.

This funny Valentine’s Day card takes a delightfully weird detour from the usual hearts-and-roses nonsense. It’s equal parts sarcastic and surprisingly sweet, making it perfect for the friend, partner, or beautifully strange human who deserves to know they’re special—even on this fake holiday.

Perfect for friends, partners, singles, couples, Galentines, or anyone who appreciates a heartfelt message with a healthy dose of snark.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

• Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
• Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
• Back of card includes logo & contact info
• Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
• Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

• Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
• Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!