You’ve Been Sober Longer Than Some of My Relationships — Sobriety Card

Price range: $5.95 through $9.95

Funny sobriety card with a snarky relationship joke for sober anniversaries, recovery milestones, and sober friends.

Description

You’ve been sober for longer than some of my relationships. And honestly? That’s worth celebrating.

This funny sobriety card puts a snarky spin on sober milestones with a brutally relatable relationship joke. Because sometimes the best recovery card is the one that makes everyone laugh.

Perfect for sober friends, people in recovery, sobriety anniversaries, milestones, or anyone who has had a few questionable relationships along the way. A funny, irreverent sobriety card for celebrating how far they’ve come.

A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope

  • Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
  • Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
  • Back of card includes logo & contact info
  • Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
  • Shipped in a thick protective envelope

Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞

Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.

Processing & Shipping

  • Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
  • Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!

Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!

Additional information

Dimensions 5.5 × 4 in
Inside of Card

Blank, Handwritten Note (+$4.00)

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Be the first to review “You’ve Been Sober Longer Than Some of My Relationships — Sobriety Card”

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *