Description
Oh, hell no. Exactly the energy Halloween requires.
This funny horror Halloween card comes in two killer designs — choose Jason or Michael Myers, both paired with the perfectly blunt “Oh, Hell No. Happy Halloween.” message. A creepy, funny greeting card for horror fans who appreciate their Halloween humor with a little slasher energy.
Perfect for horror fans, slasher movie lovers, Halloween obsessives, Jason fans, Michael Myers fans, dark humor friends, and anyone who would absolutely say “Oh, hell no” before walking into that creepy house.
A2 folded card (5.5″ x 4″) with matching envelope
- Printed on 110 lb. acid-free card stock
- Inside comes BLANK or add a handwritten note for a fee
- Back of card includes logo & contact info
- Card & envelope wrapped in eco-friendly cellophane sleeve
- Shipped in a thick protective envelope
Made with love in Boston, MA 🦞
Handmade, printed, stuffed & shipped by me personally.
Processing & Shipping
- Orders processed same day or within 1-2 business days
- Questions? Reach out — I’ll always make it right!
Wholesale & Bulk orders welcome — just message me!









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